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COVID

This author overcame COVID-19 2×.

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This author spells without a spell-checker.

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This author buckles up.

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This author loves ceiling fans.

This author performed CPR 4 times.

Important:

Forty-two percent of all teens have tried smoking marijuana.

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Can you read this?
A sutdy sowehd taht olny 25% of poelpe can raed tihs.
Olny the frsit and lsat ltetres of a wrod hvae to be in oedrr; the in-beweten lteetrs can be ttolaly mxeid up in the wrod.
The sduty shoewd taht the hmaun biran deos not raed the wolhe wrod, but olny prat of it.
If you are one of the 25% taht can raed tihs, put {{Can you read this}} on yuor uspergae.
I can raed tihs, so I'm in the 25% - sewet!

Attention:
A black man walked into a caf­è early one morning and noticed he was the only African American there. As he sat down he noticed a white man sitting behind him. The white man tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Colored people aren't allowed in here."

The black man replied, "When I was born I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black, but you sir... when you were born you were pink, when you are sick you are green, when you stay in the sun you are red, when you are cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple! And yet you have the nerve to call me colored!"

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This author is autistic.

IQ120+

This author's IQ is higher than 120!

This author is a Liberal.

This author's time zone is Pacific Daylight Time.

This author lives in California.

This author is a boy.

De	This author speaks basic German.

This author is a writer!

{{User Right

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Always remember our veterans and everyone who gave their lives to protect us.

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This author buys computers with Intel processors.

This author has an iPhone!

This author has an iPad.

This author uses Discord.

Echo	This author streams music on their Amazon Echo Dot.

{{User Windows11}

This author prefers macOS.

This author prefers Linux.

This author has taken 400+ airplane flights.

This author's favorite commercial airline is Delta.

This author rides a Onewheel.

This author is an Atheist.

This author likes ChromeOS!

This author is a computer techie.

This author builds custom computers.

var	This author codes in JavaScript.

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This author spends too much time on the Internet.

This author codes in Python.

This author is fully human and passes Captcha checks. They aren't a robot!

This author has scanned their face with a scanner.

This author codes over Visual Studio Code.

in	This author is an introvert.

This author identifies as gay.

This author lives in a house.

This author lives outside of Kansas.

This author lives in this world.

This author likes apple pie!

This author loves bacon.

This author likes to eat bananas!

This author eats many brownies.

This author eats cereal every morning.

🍫	This author loves chocolate.

This author likes coffee.

This author prefers Coke to Pepsi.

No DrPep

This author believes Dr. Pepper tastes like unmedicated cough syrup.

This author's favorite spring water brand is Arrowhead.

This author loves Nutella!

BTC	This author owns Bitcoins.

UIB	This author has way too many UIBs.