Who doesn’t love SpongeBob SquarePants, the loveable sea sponge living in a pineapple under the sea? If you’re a Bikini Bottom fan (like we are), we’ve got the perfect quiz for you.
Answer a few questions, and we’ll tell you which SpongeBob character is most like you—from the sarcastic Squidward to the cheerful Sandy or the silly sea star, Patrick. So: are you ready, kids?!
Questions Overview
- The Krusty Krab, obviously. I’m craving a Krabby Patty!
- The Salty Spitoon. I’m tough enough!
- The Chum Bucket. I support their attempts at oceanwide domination!
- Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s. Bring on the ice cream!
- “Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.”
- “Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.”
- “Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.”
- “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.”
- Someone fun and silly.
- Someone smart who banters with me.
- Someone who pays me rent.
- Nobody. I prefer solitude.
- I know it—but it’s top secret. I’ll never say what it is!
- Who cares as long as the Krabby Patty tastes good?
- Flour, turmeric, and barnacle shavings.
- Everyone knows that the most important ingredient is love!
- I’m kind to everyone I meet.
- I always know how to have a good time.
- I love flexing my creativity.
- I’m super responsible.
- Being bored.
- Feeling weak.
- Not knowing something important.
- Not having enough money for something.
- Cooking.
- Reading a book.
- Working out.
- Shopping.
- I’m out doing fun things all the time!
- Sometimes—I go out to do things at least once a week.
- Does going to school or work count?
- Nope, I stay home most of the time!
- A cute cottage close to the beach.
- A farmhouse with plenty of yard space and trees.
- A posh, expensive place in the city.
- A remote mansion where I can live alone.
- Scientist.
- Chef.
- Musician.
- Entrepreneur.
- Mrs. Puff—she can show me how to drive a boat!
- Karen, Plankton’s computer wife. I want to see firsthand how good she is at evil plots.
- Larry the Lobster. He could show me some cool new exercises on the beach.
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. They’d take me on crime-fighting adventures.
- “The Best Day Ever.”
- “The FUN song.”
- “The Campfire Song Song.”
- “I’m a Goofy Goober.”
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Glossary of SpongeBob SquarePants Characters
SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob is the main character of the series: a yellow anthropomorphic sea sponge who lives in a pineapple home and works at the Krusty Krab as a fry cook. He’s enthusiastic, optimistic, fun-loving, and diligent at his job.
Gary the Snail. Gary is SpongeBob’s pet sea snail who only speaks by meowing (like a cat), but SpongeBob can understand him. Furthermore, despite his limited vocabulary, Gary is shown to be intelligent and level-headed, often the voice of reason who solves SpongeBob’s problems.
Patrick Starr. Patrick is SpongeBob’s simple-minded best friend. As a pink starfish, Patrick lives underneath a boulder. He’s most often unemployed, but tends to hold short-term jobs throughout the course of the show and spends most of his time goofing around with SpongeBob.
Sandy Cheeks. Sandy is a flying squirrel from Texas. She lives in a waterproof dome and walks around in a diving suit when out in Bikini Bottom, and she’s one of SpongeBob and Patrick’s good friends. A scientist, explorer, and inventor, Sandy takes pride in her capabilities and “Texas tough” persona.
Squidward Tentacles. Squidward is SpongeBob’s neighbor, although the two don’t always get along. Squidward is dry, sarcastic, and artistic. He plays the clarinet and paints, though his talents are rarely recognized, and he tends to get frustrated with SpongeBob’s shenanigans.
Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs is SpongeBob’s boss and the owner of the Krusty Krab. Obsessed with money, Mr. Krabs is known for his greediness and cunning, though he also cares a great deal for his daughter (Pearl) and his employees (including SpongeBob) to an extent.
Pearl Krabs. Pearl is Mr. Krabs’s teenage daughter. She often tries hard to fit in, though she struggles because she’s a sperm whale. She’s smart and will inherit the Krusty Krab when she’s older, but for the moment, she works at the Bikini Bottom Mall (and uses her father’s credit card to stay in style).
Plankton. Plankton is the owner of the Chum Bucket restaurant and Mr. Krabs’s rival. He’s always trying to discover the secret recipe for Krabby Patties so he can run the Krusty Krab out of business and take over the ocean, but in the meantime, his restaurant is pretty unsuccessful.
Karen. Karen is a supercomputer invented by Plankton. She’s married to Plankton and, being much smarter than him, is usually the mastermind behind Plankton’s schemes to try and steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe.
Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff is SpongeBob’s teacher at boating school (where students learn to drive boats like cars). She often gets arrested because she’s responsible for SpongeBob’s driving (and he often causes destruction when attempting to drive).
The Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is a grumpy pirate ghost who haunts the seven seas and collects souls. He lives in a cavern that contains Davy Jones’s locker.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are an elderly superhero duo who live in a nursing home together. They’re the stars of SpongeBob’s favorite TV show.
King Neptune. King Neptune is a powerful merman who rules the seas from his palace in Atlantis. He’s typically depicted as selfish and arrogant; in the show, he has a wife and son, though in the SpongeBob movie, he has a daughter instead.
Larry the Lobster. Larry the Lobster is a lifeguard at the Goo Lagoon and a bodybuilder obsessed with weightlifting.
Harold and Margaret SquarePants. Harold and Margaret are SpongeBob’s parents. They love him, though they’re embarrassed that he doesn’t have a driver’s license yet.
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