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Are you looking for a cute way to make your boyfriend laugh? If you’re texting or chatting in person, a silly joke is the perfect thing to make him giggle and brighten his mood. Whether he likes corny dad jokes, clever puns[1] , or funny knock-knock jokes[2] , we’ve got you covered. Keep reading for a list of the best jokes you can tell your BF to bring a smile to his face!
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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend
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“Why do bees hum? They can’t remember the lyrics.”[3]
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2“What does a spy do when they get cold? They go undercover.”Advertisement
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3“Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.”
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“What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.”
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“What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweet-hearts.”
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“Why is a boat a good place for a first date? It’s perfect for a little row-mance.”
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7“What did the cat say to her boyfriend? We’re purr-fect together.”
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8“What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte!”
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9“What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you.”
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“What did the light bulb say to the switch? You know how to turn me on.”[4]
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11“Do you know what your shirt is made from? Boyfriend material.”
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12“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
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“What’s on the menu tonight? Me-n-u!”
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14“I’m not a photographer, but I’m picturing us together right now.”
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“It sounds cheesy, but I think you’re really grate!”
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16“Even though we’re not socks, we still make a great pair!”
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17“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re definitely my type.”[5]
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“Is your name Earl Gray? Because you’re definitely a hot-tea!”
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19“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
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“Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam!”
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21“Are you a pie? Because I want a piece of you.”
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22“Do you know how to fish? Because you’ve got me hooked.”
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23“Are you tired from running through my mind all day?”
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“You’re a criminal because you’ve stolen my heart!”[6]
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“Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?”
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26“Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me, silly!”
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27“Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!”
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28“Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?”
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29“Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing later tonight?”
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“Knock knock. Who’s there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle always be yours!”[7]
Community Q&A
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QuestionWhat's a guy's favorite color?Community AnswerIt's hard to say. Don't assume all boys like blue best. Some don't.
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QuestionHow do you talk to a dude you like a lot at school?SERENITYJ KHANCommunity AnswerTell a trusted friend, and ask them to be with you when you talk to your crush.
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QuestionHow do you treat a woman?SERENITYJ KHANCommunity AnswerBe kind to her, but don't treat her like she's helpless. Girls hate when boys try to do everything for them. It makes girls think that boys don't trust them.
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References
- ↑ https://www.lovearoundme.com/blog/jokes-to-tell-your-boyfriend-test-his-humor-with-unique-puns.html
- ↑ https://www.buzzfeed.com/kaitlinstevens/funny-knock-knock-jokes
- ↑ https://www.englishclub.com/esl-jokes/3-bees-q.php
- ↑ https://onelinefun.com/oneliner-1117/
- ↑ https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a35005900/funny-bad-pick-up-lines/
- ↑ https://www.owlsquotes.com/topic/30-stole-my-heart-quotes.html
- ↑ https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/knock-knock-jokes-rcna44380