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Are you looking for a cute way to make your boyfriend laugh? If you’re texting or chatting in person, a silly joke is the perfect thing to make him giggle and brighten his mood. Whether he likes corny dad jokes, clever puns[1] , or funny knock-knock jokes[2] , we’ve got you covered. Keep reading for a list of the best jokes you can tell your BF to bring a smile to his face!

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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend

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  1. “Why do bees hum? They can’t remember the lyrics.”[3]
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    “What does a spy do when they get cold? They go undercover.”
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    “Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.”
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    “What did the cat say to her boyfriend? We’re purr-fect together.”
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    “What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte!”
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    “What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you.”
  7. “What did the light bulb say to the switch? You know how to turn me on.”[4]
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    “Do you know what your shirt is made from? Boyfriend material.”
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    “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
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    “I’m not a photographer, but I’m picturing us together right now.”
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    “Even though we’re not socks, we still make a great pair!”
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    “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re definitely my type.”[5]
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    “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
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    “Are you a pie? Because I want a piece of you.”
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    “Do you know how to fish? Because you’ve got me hooked.”
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    “Are you tired from running through my mind all day?”
  17. “You’re a criminal because you’ve stolen my heart!”[6]
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me, silly!”
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!”
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?”
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing later tonight?”
  22. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle always be yours!”[7]
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John Keegan
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This article was co-authored by John Keegan and by wikiHow staff writer, Hunter Rising. John Keegan is a Dating Coach and motivational speaker based in New York City. With over 10 years of professional experience, he runs The Awakened Lifestyle, where he uses his expertise in dating, attraction, and social dynamics to help people find love. He teaches and holds dating workshops internationally, from Los Angeles to London and from Rio de Janeiro to Prague. His work has been featured in the New York Times, Humans of New York, and Men's Health. This article has been viewed 287,276 times.
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