Q&A for How to Comebacks for Haters

Crack a joke about them idolizing you or wanting to be you. Say something along the lines of "I just knew that someday everyone would look up to me" or "I must be really cool if you're trying this hard to be just like me."

Just simply interrupt them back. But not too much, a fight might break out. Just stop talking to them and say something like "Why are you interrupting me? I won't listen to you or talk to you because this isn't good for me or you" or " Say all you need to say right now so you won't need to interrupt me."

Say, "Oh I'm sorry, I think your hearings gone cuckoo! Well, suits your personality!"

Say "But that mess you make is POOP! Even worse it comes from your mouth! So clean it up yourself or if you are not potty trained get your mom to clean it for you."

You could say something like "I wouldn't be talking if I was you, honestly."

Offer them a compliment about what they said. Maybe that will soften their heart a little.

Say "At least I'm not an ugly, uneducated, immature rat! It's too bad you're one of the common crusty ones." This should leave them with nothing to say.

Say "Yes, I am a scaredy cat. Your face is so butt-ugly it's terrifying. Your face might as well become a Halloween mask!"

Say "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have nothing better to do in your life besides being around me and being annoying, huh? You must be obsessed!"

If you want to take it a little less than seriously than you could say something like, "Wow! Thank you so much for noticing. I really appreciate it." Just know that you are BEAUTIFUL. :)