How to Flirt with a Teacher: The Smoothest Pick-Up Lines

A+ chat-up lines to impress any teacher

Co-authored by Michelle Jacoby and Bailey Cho

Last Updated: November 25, 2024 Fact Checked

Do you have a crush on a teacher? If so, we’re here to help you make the first move! In this article, we’ve compiled a list of clever, creative lines that don’t feel cheesy or basic (believe us, teachers have heard it all). Break the ice with one of these openers, and chances are you’ll have a study date very soon.

Section 1 of 3:

Funny

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Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you like crazy.

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Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
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Can I put you down as my emergency contact number?
If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fineee.^{[1]
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Are you my perfect test score? Because I’d love to show you to my parents.
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I’m bad at math, but I can give you the value you deserve.
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You must be an Ivy League… because there’s no way I have a chance with you.
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Are you an important passage? Because you’re the highlight of my day.
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You must be an overdue library book, cause you got fine written all over you.
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I’m learning about important dates in history, do you want to be one of them?

Section 2 of 3:

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I’d do anything to get an A in your class.
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I see why you’re teaching math… your curves are exponential.
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It’s kind of unfair that I know all the digits of Pi, but I still don’t know your number.
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Care to evaluate each other?
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If you were an exam, I’d give you more than 100 points.
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How does it feel to be the most attractive person in this school?
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I bet you’re great at teaching people how to fall in love.
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Since you’re a math teacher, can you add your number to my phone?
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Want to get together and conjugate some verbs?
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I would totally stay with you after class.
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So, when’s our next study date?
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If you were my teacher, I could write a 100-page paper about how attractive you are.
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I can make it feel like Teacher's Appreciation Day every day.

Section 3 of 3:

Cheesy

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Oh, you’re a science teacher… that explains the chemistry between us.
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I know I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you how to fall in love.
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I know you’re a history teacher, but can you help me out with grammar? I’m trying to get U and I together.
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I was taught happiness starts with an “h,” but I guess it really starts with “u.”
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Since you’re so good at math, can you replace my X without asking Y?
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If I had to score your exam, I would give you a 14… because I’m the 1 4 U.
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Are you a geometry teacher? Because you’re acute-y!
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No wonder you’re a math teacher, you’re pretty from every angle.
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I finally understand why kids pull fire alarms at school… you’re smoking hot.
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Are you my grades? Because I care way too much about you.
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Know what’s on the cafeteria menu next week? Me-N-U.